"I never knew the Free State was this flat"
- Wim, 5km outside Sasolburg
"Dodds has a serious case of Kombinitus"
- Heard at the fines ceremony
"What are you 'sinking about' Sid?"
- Alan Welsh, after Sid kept riding in front to "Think"
"If it weren’t for Tequila, cactus would take over the world"
- Willem at fines ceremony
"Oh sorry, did I hurt you?"
- Kate, after Ernst started crying on the massage table
"That’s not a sock in my pants"
- Kolbe, after putting on his cycling shorts
"I’m walking like an Egyptian"
- Dodds, when asked why he is walking funny
"How difficult can it be to get me a beer? You go to the fridge, take out the beer and give it to me!"
- Alan Westerman after waiting 35 minutes for a beer after day 3
"I keep aiming for the potholes, but I can’t get a puncture!"
– Dodds
"Hier kom daai twee taai toffies"
- Johan, when Ernst en Kolbe joined the bunch
“Final round, final final round”
- Pieter Kunz, after the 5th final round!
"Nog net 3km dan is ons daar"
- Pieter Kunz, 2km from the "10km to go" sign
“Ja jou Kanaalaap”
– Johan, replying to one of Kolbe's jokes
"Just one more hill then it's downhill to the finish"
- Pieter Kunz, at every hill
"What's that bright thing?"
- Alan Westerman, seeing the sun for the first time in 5 days on Sunday morning
Another funny thing was when Sid forgot the punchline to his own joke after 7 "fines". He just stood up and went to bed!
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